OK, I thought this was so funny, I had to give it a go.  So here is my list...

Things you'll never hear me say :)

1.   Go ahead kids, y'all just fight it out.

2.   Whatever YOU think, I have no opinions of my own.

3.   No thank you, I'm not hungry.

4.   Housecleaning is my passion, my joy, my life. :)

5.   Sure, I'd love to hold your pet snake...lizard...bird...mouse...

6.   This has too much chocolate.

7.   Ah, 90% humidity and 102 degrees...how refreshing!

8.   I'm just too organized for my own good.

9.   Oh GOODY, time to balance the checkbook!

10. Awww, is it time to go to bed already???