Perhaps the first time something like this happens in a day, you are only slightly annoyed. Maybe, even, mildly amused. You are, after all, generally quite able to see the lighter side of things. Perhaps you consider that a positive character trait of yours. You certainly don't take yourself too seriously. Yes, you can be proud of that.


Wait. Who are you kidding? These things keep on happening to you and it's JUST NOT FAIR! Never mind the fact that you (quite obviously) get yourself into these messes. Never mind the fact that if you would stop doing silly and foolish things, you could avoid all this hassle!



Oh, and never mind the fact that if you had a mommy who didn't relish these unfortunate moments in your life, you would find yourself out of these pickles a little faster. "Oh BOTHER! Why must she keep taking pictures?" you say.

One day you will understand.