O-K, O-K! Here's one for all my smart friends. This just came through my e-mail and I couldn't resist posting it. I won't tell you how I did. Well, maybe I should. I'm a Professional!!! Doesn't that sound good.....well maybe not take the test for yourself and find out.
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The Giraffe Test
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the
door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend ...
Except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the
first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and You do not
have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
Just knew you all needed your laugh for this Monday Morning.
