Cold is Relative......it all depends on where you live!
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat People in North Dakota plant gardens.
50 above zero: Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably. People in North Dakota sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in the North Dakota gets thicker.
20 above zero: Arizonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Tucson all die. North Dakotaners close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in North Dakota get out their winter coats
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Norht Dakota are selling cookies.........door to door. (Believe me this one is true I've done it before)
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. North Dakotaners get upset because they can't start their diesel trucks.
460 (-459.67 F below zero): ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in North Dakota start saying, 'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
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