Thursday, January 31, 2008 - Know your Hymns

My cousin sent me this.  I've seen it before but just thought I'd share some humor today. 

K n o w   Y o u r               H y m n s  

Dentist's Hymn ................... I'll wear a Crown

Weatherman's Hymn ............... Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ..............   I'm Building a Home

The Tailor's Hymn ..............   Holy, Holy, Holy

The Plumber's Hymn ........... There's a leak in this  Old  Building

The Golfer's Hymn ............... There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn ........ ... Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ............... Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn ............. I Surrender All

The Policeman's Hymn .............. Jesus is My Rock, My Sword, and Shield

The Gossip's Hymn ................ Pass It On

The Single Women's Hymn .......... Amen....A Men..... Amen

The Electrician's Hymn ........... This Little Light of Mine

The Florist's Hymn ............... There's a Lily in the Valley

The Shopper's Hymn ........ ................ Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn ................ I've got New Home, Over in Zion

The Massage Therapists Hymn ..... ......... He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn ........................ Come On In My Room- Jesus is All My Prescriptions

AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more hymns:
(Thanks for the reminder:  those that didn't read my post my do so  Record Tarnished)

45mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You

65mph .......................... Nearer My God To Thee

85mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home

95mph .......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph ......................... Precious Memories

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