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I got this email from my daughter. Thought I'd pass it along! 
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-If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
-A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read
-I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.
-A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.
-Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
-Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
-If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
-If beauty is only skin deep, I must be inside out!
-If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
-If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car - the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!
-Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
-Love letters, business contracts and money always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
-The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
-The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
-The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
-The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
-To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.
-Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
-The force is like Duct Tape - it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it binds the universe together!
-A hug is a great gift - one size fits all and its easy to exchange
-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
-"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
-Grape jelly does not melt in hot tea.
-No President of the United States was an only child.
-Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
-Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
-The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tub and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
-The characters Bert and Ernie were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'Its A Wonderful Life'.
-The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
-The original color of coca-cola was green.
-There is 336 dimples on a golf ball
-Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Blessings,
Carol,
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