Sherry's Country Corner

A funny read.....

My husband read this to me and we laughed so hard.  I thought that I would share it with you all.  So I hope that it gives you a good laugh today.

Driving to the office this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!  I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup! 

It scared me so badly; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my hand.  In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone got knocked away from my ear and fell in the coffee between m y legs, which splashed and burned my thigh, put out my cigarette, ruined my phone, and disconnected and important call!  Darned woman drivers!

From the Farm Show Magazine

Blessings,

Sherry

A smile for the day.....

I saw this in my doctors office and it gave me a smile and I thought that I would share it with you all.

Five tips for a woman.....

1) It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2) It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3) It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4) It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5) It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Hope this gave you a smile today.

Blessings,

Sherry

Jesus and Santa

  I got this in an email.  Enjoy!

  Jesus is Better than Santa

Santa lives at the North Pole.

JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh

JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year

JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies

JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited

JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.

You have to stand in line to see Santa

JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap

JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?"

JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly

JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO

JESUS offers health, help and hope.

Santa says "You better not cry"

JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.

Santa's little helpers make toys

JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but

JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree

JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.

It's obvious there is really no comparison.

We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.

We need to put Christ back in Christmas.

Jesus is still the reason for the season.

May the Lord Bless and Watch over you and your loved ones this Christmas 2008

And may He prosper and bless the work of your hands in the New Year.

God bless you all

Whoohoo.......

My wonderful husband fixed our computer this morning before he went to bed after getting off of work.  Yippeee!   My kids were happy till I told them now I can print out your spelling list. 

If feels so good to have access to the world once lost.  It didn't bother me as bad as I had thought, but boy do you ever depend on these things now.  It wasn't all that long ago that our whole world didn't get wrapped up in a machine.  We depend on them so much.  Something’s I wouldn’t mind to do without but something’s it seems so essential.  Like cell phones, I once was glued to that darn thing but now, I hardly ever use it.  You at least for me, I get myself to depended on them.  At first it is like a brand new toy.  Oh, who can I call how many phone numbers can I inquire?  Who can I text?  Kids and adults are like, aren't I cool I have a cell phone; it seems more like a status symbol then a necessity.  I do like them for when you are stranded and for my husband letting me know he reached his work destination all right since he has so far to travel to work and works the late shift.  A few times he and I talked just to keep him awake and to arrive home safely.  But as far as that, they can be so annoying like people talking in restaurants rather then paying attention to the people that they are with and talking so darn loud and ringers turned up to the max.  Well, I better get off of this ramblings of my soapbox.  But, I am so happy to be up and running on the computer. Time to print out the spelling words.  LOL 

Blessings,

Sherry