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A burgler broke into a house. While he was unhooking the television, a voice from a dark area in the room said, “Jesus is watching you.” The burgler dropped his flashlight in alarm. However, after a minute nothing happened and he thought it was just him. He began to unhook the stereo system when the voice said again, “Jesus is watching you.” This time he spun around and pointed his flashlight in the direction of the voice. There he saw a parrot. The burgler asked him if he was the man who had spoken. The parrot said yes. The burgler asked him what his name was. The parrot said Moses. The burgler asked, “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses? The parrot answered, “The same kind of people who would name a pit bull Jesus!!!

Once a man bought a parrot. The only problem with the parrot was that it cussed and swore like a sailor. The man tried every way he could think of to get the parrot to stop cussing. One day the man became so exasperated that he put the parrot in the freezer. The parrot swore and cussed louder than ever for a few minutes, then suddenly stopped. The man quickly opened the door supposing he had harmed the parrot. But when he opened the door, the parrot stepped out onto his wrist and politely stated, “I am sorry for cussing and swearing, but may I ask, what did the turkey say?”