2006-Mar-30 - Quotes from US GOVERNMENT employee evaluations.....

Quotes taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations...

• “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
• “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”
• “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
• “This employee should go far, and sooner the better.”
• “A gross ignoramus - 144 time worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
• “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
• “This employee is not so much of a has-been, but definitely more of a definite wonÂ’t be.”
• “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
• “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
• “A prime candidate for natural deselection.”
• “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
• “If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean.”
• “If he were any more stupid, heÂ’d have to be watered twice a week.”
• “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, youÂ’d get change.”
• “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
• “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

No offense to any US employees meant here, and if you're on the computer reading this, you probably do not fit into this special category anyway :)

 

Lis

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2006-Mar-30 - very funny!

Posted by vgauthier

thanks for the laugh this morning.
val

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2006-Mar-30 - LOL!

Posted by ZookeeperCat

Thanks for dropping by my blog... Oh, these are too funny. It sounds an awful lot like my dh's workplace...

Cat, Lazy Creek Zookeeper
featuring a little squirrel and three pigs gone to market

Edited by ZookeeperCat on 2006-Mar-30 at 01:05

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