2007-Sep-26 - Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stup...er, not highly intelligent.
Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
He's a few clowns short of a circus.
She's a few fries short of a happy meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
He's all foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
The butter has slipped off his pancake.
She couldn't pour water out of a shoe with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled
Comments
2007-Sep-26 - Untitled Comment
Posted by gokings13
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.
He's not playing with a full deck.
She's rowing with one ore in the water.
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a full picnic.
HAHAHAHA
These are funny!!
Larua
