2007-May-12 - Mothers :)
What Do You Do All Day?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, making mud pies, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an
even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was
wadded against one wall. In the front room there were books strewn everywhere, and the family room was strewn with toys, games and various items of
clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, making mud pies, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an
even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was
wadded against one wall. In the front room there were books strewn everywhere, and the family room was strewn with toys, games and various items of
clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had
been made into pictures on the mirror.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had
been made into pictures on the mirror.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
Comments
2007-May-12 - Ha
Posted by Chas
Ha ha, that was a good one!!! Thanks for the laugh!
Blessings,
Chas
2007-May-12 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Kitty
This is so true of so many men, they never notice when you do it over and over, but BOY let one day go buy that you don't do it, and they notice that. LOL Cute post.
Kitty
2007-May-13 - Very good
Posted by lizbet
An experiment I don't think I'll try, after all who would eventually clean up!
Liz
