Well for me it means a washer and dryer.. I know that some who read this post will find the humor in it and there are other like maybe my mother hen who will not see it quite as funny..

You see I have not had a washer and dryer at my house so I have been using mom and dad's. The other night I went and did a load of laundry and my dad said lock the door when you leave.. I said ok sure.. Well when we got ready to leave the key was not there so I called dad and said.. "I did not lock the door the key was not there.." He said well ok.. Fast forward a couple of hours.. Dad was calling me and I was like what and he said the next tiem you leave don't lock the door handle lock.. Well in all the let's go's and get in the car's the lock on the door handle got hit and so I apparently left him and Jordin locked out.. No yeah it was a bit of a chore, but they were able to get in....

Ok are you still with me here?? Fastforward to Thursday night when a tired momma hen comes home from a long week of work with a busy weekend planned to find out that the door knob on the door she always uses is locked.. This translate to one hacked off momma hen.. I mean madder than if she had been a wet old hen.... So of course although she laughed at dad getting locked out it was not near as funny when it happened to her.. No let me say here that everyone knows that you can not use that door while she is gone as she is the only key holder so how the knob got locked is beyond me, but I took the rap for it.. So now imagine that you come home after being gone for a week and you are locked out, you can't find your enevelopes and some of your 40 gazzilion ink pens are gone.. Well you guessed it now she is madder than 2 old wet hens and my ear is on fire from nice loving please leave my crap alone phone call said mad momma hen made to me.. Now I really have no idea what happend to her pens or the envelopes and yes one of my little ones could have been the culprits of this problem and the ramifications that have ensued..

Now let me tell you that if you add up the being locked out, the missing pens and envelopes you will see why my mother found a used washer and dryer bought it for me and the kids so that in her words "STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE" I know that she likes to have us around, but not while she is away..

So let me just say MOMMY I LOVE YOU.. I am sorry that you got locked out and that your pens and enevelopes are missing. I love you and want to take this time to say THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE WASHER AND DRYER..  I told you I would write a post or a BIG Splash as you called it on my blog... So thank you and I love you mommy.. Your the best..

OK well I am off now.. Please mom no mean comments.. I said thank you, I love you and I am sorry..

God Bless,

Mars