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Friday, January 9, 2009
How to escape...
...from (hopefully wrongful) imprisonment (as devised by my 7.5 year old)
Make yourself a bomb out of hot sauce, a string, a sippy cup and a lid (originally this was a skull instead of a sippy cup but I asked where he'd get a skull so he changed that to something more readily accessible)
Use one match to smoke up the place to distract the guards.
Use the other match to light the string of the bomb.
Use the bomb to blow open the cell and run out while guards are distracted by the smoke from the first match.
Easy.
Hopefully no one will use these awesome plans to do anything bad. Please don't use these plans to do anything bad. Thank you.
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Posted by Anonymous
Don't you just love the young imagination!? As I recall, my brother was about 8 years old when he began devising boobie-traps throughout the house in case of burglars!
Thanks for the laugh and the flashback... and I promise not to do anything bad with this valuable knowledge!!
~Illoura
Friday, January 9, 2009 - Feeling
Posted by Chas
I had a feeling you would blog today! :)
How hilarious is that???
I looked where you said 7.5 yo and I was like WHAT!!?!?!??!
WOW!
I miss you friend.
Love,
Chas
Friday, January 9, 2009 - prisoner
Posted by Anonymous
I just hope that if I'm even in prison that TH is with me. If he isn't I'll use my one phone call to get him there QUICK! Love you all!
Granny <><
Thursday, January 15, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Leila
Can I have your son and his granny?
I love them.
They are so practical.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and trying my ideas! There will be more...
I am looking forward to reading yours!
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