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• Mar. 24, 2006 - Little Zachary

LITTLE ZACHARY


Little Zachary was doing  very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash  cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to  help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and  enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary  came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother  hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers  were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His  mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.



To her shock, the minute he  was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was  back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after  day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.  Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the  table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom  looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math.  She could no longer hold her curiosity.  She
went to his room and said,  "Son, what was it? "Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his  head, no. "Well, then," she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the  structure, the uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT  ALREADY?"



Little Zachary looked at her and  said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus  sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

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• Mar. 24, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by candy
I love that entry. I have read it before, but believe it or not I forgot the last sentence! Thanks for posting it.
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• Mar. 24, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by n8
You'll have to remember that for when your boys are doing math...:-)
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• Mar. 25, 2006 - Zachery

Posted by ThistleCoveFarminVA
It's 4 a.m. and I've been up since 2 a.m. after a month of hard weeks that keep me in knee prayer. I'm roaming around on the Homestead Blogger (thank God for Carla Lynne & the HB...or I'd be roaming around the internet and that's a frightening place to roam!) and clicking on random blogs. Found yours and the joke about Zachery...laughing myself silly here and enjoying the chuckles...many thanks.

I enjoyed reading your answers as well.

God's blessings on you, yours and the work of your hands.
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• Mar. 25, 2006 - Cute

Posted by smmagers
How cute!!. I just read it to my 15yr daughter, due to she thought i lost it laughing so hard, now she is laughing too. Thanks , mj
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• Mar. 25, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by dragonfly_183
that was pretty cute

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• Mar. 26, 2006 - Kids, gotta love them.....

Posted by GrandmaRosie
they sure see things from a different perspective than we do!!! enjoyed this very much!!
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