A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card
and wrote, "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the
door. When the offering was processed the
following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was
this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the
citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in
the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Remember when the funniest jokes were
the clean ones? They still are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine"
(Proverbs 17:22)
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