Thanks Kelly for the cute email!
12-Step Program of Recovery for Web
Addicts
1. I will have a cup of
coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the
Web.
2. I will eat breakfast
with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed
before noon.
4. I will make an
attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even
thinking of the Web.
5. I will sit down and
write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are
Web-deprived.
6. I will call someone
on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7. I will read a
book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those
around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I
can hear the music on the Web.
9. I will not be
tempted during TV commercials to check for
email.
10. I will try and get
out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember
that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because
I was too busy on the Web.
12. Last, but not least, I
will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always
be there tomorrow!
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