Here are some funny laws of the new state that I call...My Home.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
One may not picket a funeral.
Musical car horns are banned.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Snowball fights are illegal.
No one may scream at a haunted house.
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
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(hahaha thats just silly!!!! How do people build a house then?!)
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
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(haha! so this got me thinking that maybe people from out of state or out of the U.S. we're taking dirt home so they had to make a law saying they couldnt do that unless they went to the city and asked? haha!)
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
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(I'm pretty sure no one knows of this law because I know for a fact that you cant do that! LOL!...maybe I should try it...! hahaha!)
You cannot drive while asleep
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(Goodness! I'm sure glad they told me that! **DUUH!!**)
Anyone who double parks an auto shall be put on a chain gang and fed bread and water
A woman cannot drive a car unless a man is running or walking in front of the car waving a red flag to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists
All people on city streets must walk or ride. They cannot crawl, sleep or stand
Its illegal to board a plane while in flight
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(Haha! Okay, I just want to know WHO TRIED this! Because SOMEONE had too for it to become illegal!)
One cannot attend the theatre within four hours of eating garlic.
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(HAHAHAHA!!! That made me laugh! Having 7brothers I know what its like to go see a movie and sit next to them after they just ate shrimp or had something with garlic)
It's illegal for a girl to telephone a guy asking for a date.
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(So then I want to know if its wrong when I call him up and say "Heyy wanna come over and go the park to play football. Or If He wants to go see a movie with me??? =/ )
You cannot tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
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(AMEN to that!)
It's illegal to throw shoes at the bride and groom
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(gosh! haha I sure am glad that made that one!)
Goldfish cannot ride a city bus unless they are kept still
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(haha! I want to know HOW you are going to keep that poor little Goldfish still!
DUCK TAPE IT TO THE SIDE?!!! I dunno!)
You cannot disturb a grizzly bear just to take its picture
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("Yes...Mr. Grizzly...do you mind standing...ohh..right over there?" - "RAAWWEERR!"
Yes, right there will do! Thank You for your time!")
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.
It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).
The pancreas produces Insulin.
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.
Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
World Tourist day is observed on September 27.
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.
Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.
Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.
Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
Cats can hear ultrasound.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
Children grow faster in the springtime.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.
The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"
Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
February is Black History Month.
Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.
The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
1. I love: God, My Family, Shadow, Phoebe
2. Right now I want: To Take A Nap
3. I feel like: Laying Down And Watching I Love Lucy
4. I hate it when: I can't do something right
5. I fear: Nothing " If God is for Me, Who Can be Against Me?"
6. I'm lonely without: My Friends And Family
7. I need: Nothing
8. Today I: Do School
9. Tomorrow I'm: Doing More School
10. I just: to get everything done so I can work on Christmas stuff
11. I want to meet: Some friends my age =)
12. I'm hungry for: Nothing
13. I love it when: It Rains
14. I'm afraid of: "Every Word Of God Is Pure, He IS A Shield To Those Who Trust In Him"
15. I'm listening to: Me Type
16. I'm wearing: My PJs
17. I wish I was in: Bed..
18. I'm craving: Nothing
19. I want to get: My Outfit
20. I can: Ride A Bike
21. I can't: Juggle
22. I have: Brown Hair
23. I haven't: Been To Tuscany
24. I'm nervous to: Meet New People
25. My Mom thinks I'm: Her Delight
26. My Dad thinks I'm: His Peek-A-Boo
27. I think: I'm wayyy over Loved! LOL
28. I'm happy when: I'm Right With God
29. I'm sad when: I know I'm Not
30. I like eating: Bread Sticks
31. I hate eating: Eggs
32. I love watching: War Movies
33. I love listening to: The Rain
34. I like playing: Football
35. I hate waking up to: Me Falling Off The Bed
36. I can see: Paper
37. I'm glad that: I have People That Love Me
38. I'm disappointed that: Its Not Fri
39. I look like: I'm ready to go on a jog
40. I wish I looked like: No One But Me
So, I've always had a bubble butt...nothing big..and most defiantly NOT small! But nothing that made me worry that I was fat.
And in the winter when I'm not moving around as much I do get a little Chubb on my thighs, Cheeks, lower tummy, and hips.
But nothing so bad that come summer time i'm killing my self to get into that new swimsuite!
But today my sweet mother confides in me and tells me that my BUTT is now getting bigger.
In horror I asked why and how she could tell and she said "because the other day you bent over to help the babies and i thought I think she's getting bigger!! but dont worry dear its nothing toooo bad just something you might want to work on.
So today I have set a goal to be able to into my old pair of size 3 jeans (thats the size i was last summer) before winter comes.
And to help me with that i'm now going to get into volleyball and i'll be doing some jogging when I can..But this will be my theme song!
Hehehe, Gotta Love our moms eh?! Keepin us up with all the fashion and such ;) ;)
