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Thursday Thirteen

Today’s Thursday Thirteen (things about me) is taken from what I’ve been seeing posted on the homestead the last few days- Thing’s You’ll Never Hear Me Say. So without further ado:

13 Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say:

1. Oh, no that skirt is just not short enough!

2. Feel free to just pop into the bathroom while I’m using it.

3. I just hate, hate, hate chocolate.

4. I’m sorry officer; I didn’t realize I was driving so slow.

5. Sure, I’d love to host a 24 hour lock-in with the teens- by myself.

6. Please no sugar or cream, I like my coffee black.

7. Sure, you can share my toothbrush with the cat.

8. 25,489 Legos are just not enough. Let’s buy more.

9. Oh, how clever of you to mash 3 different colors of playdough into the new carpet. You are such an artist!

10. Feel free not to do your chores, I am your most humble servant.

11. Of course, I allow my son to hit anyone he chooses and no, he has no consequences for it.

12. I can do it all by myself- I don’t need God’s help.

13. I’ve stopped reading the bible- I know EVERYTHING now!

Gotta love it!

1:50 PM, 2006-Aug-10 .. Posted by peachyfiglet

LOL I loved your list! It just puts everything into perspective for me lol. Thanks for sharing!

These are great!

2:29 PM, 2006-Aug-10 .. Posted by Darcy

Been there with both the playdough and legos! I have decided we are skipping the "teen" phase around here though and going straight to "young adult". Now, do you suppose it will work?
Darcy

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7:16 PM, 2006-Aug-10 .. Posted by Anonymous

I love it - especially the "skirt not short enough"... after spending yesterday with an aunt who has two teenage daughters, and allows them to dress like todays teens, that phrase just made me giggle. (Of course, her girls were wearing shorts not skirts, emphasis should be on the SHORT part of shorts, but all the same, you know...) I would add, "Of course you should show more skin, we aren't already seeing enough..." :-P

Blessings,
Laura
www.thepeanutpatch.blogspot.com
-OR-
www.homeschoolblogger.com/thepeanutpatch (I'm trying something new, for a change... but not much there, mind you - just a small freak-out session, for now!)