Sunday, January 10, 2010
Human Recall Notice
Below is part of our preacher's sermon for today. Thought I would share it with you!
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Human Recall Notice
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The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms:
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the Jesus will replace it with:
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Love
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Joy
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Peace
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Patience
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Kindness
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Goodness
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Faithfulness
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Gentleness
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Self-control
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Spirit.
Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up permanent residence on the premises!
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention.
-God
Blessings!.· ´¨¨)) -:¦:-
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((¸¸.·´ .·´ -:¦:-Miki
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Sunday, January 10, 2010 - Wow!
 Posted by WritersBlock
Wow, Miki, I have never seen the Gospel expressed quite like that!! I'll keep it in mind in case I ever want to witness to an electrical engineer ... :-)
Thanks for sharing!
Love in Christ,
Vicki
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Monday, January 11, 2010 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by LivingSimple
I have seen that before and love it!--I think it would make a great foundation for a sermon!--How creative!
~Kris
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