Germain Gang

Why God Made Moms

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This is the devotion for today.  I thought it was hilarious, so I'd like to share it.


LET THE LITTLE CHILDREN COME TO ME, AND DO NOT
   HINDER THEM, FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD BELONGS
   TO SUCH AS THESE.
                              ( MARK 10:14 *NIV )

       Since Mother's Day is tomorrow, I have decided to share a
   laugh or two with you this morning about Mom's.  The following
   message was sent to me by one of our subscriber's, and I
   hope that you will enjoy the message as much as I did.
                             _________________________ 

                              "Why God Made Moms "
   ( The following answers were given by elementary school children
   to the following questions )

   Question----"Why Did God Make Mothers?""

       The answers:
       1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 

       2. Mostly to clean the house. 

       3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 
 
    Q-----"How Did God Make Mothers?" 

       1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 

       2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 
 
       3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just 
       used bigger parts. 

    Q----"What Ingredients Are Mother's Made Of ?" 
 
       1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and 
       everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 
 
       2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they 
       He mostly used string I think. 
 
   Q----"Why Did God Give You Your Mother And not Some Other 
        Mom?"
 
       1. We're related. 
 
       2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's
        moms like me. 
 
   Q----"What Kind Of Little Girl Was Your Mom?" 
 
       1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other 
       stuff... 
 
       2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
       pretty bossy. 
 
       3. They say she used to be nice. 

   Q----"What Did Mom Need To Know About Dad Before She 
          Married  Him?" 
 
       1. His last name. 

       2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?  Does 
       he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did 
       he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 

   Q----"Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?" 
 
       1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom 
       eats a lot. 
 
       2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 
 
       3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 
 
   Q----"Who's The Boss At Your House?" 
 
       1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's 
       such a goofball 
 
       2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff 
       under the bed. 
 
       3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do 
       than dad. 
 
   Q----"What's The Difference Between Moms And Dads?" 
 
       1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work
       at work. 
 
       2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 
 
       3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 
       'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at 
       your friend's. 
 
   Q----"What Does Your Mom Do In Her Spare Time?" 
 
       1. Mothers don't do spare time. 
 
       2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 
 
   Q----"What Would It Take To Make Your Mom Perfect?" 
 
       1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some 
       kind of plastic surgery. 
 
       2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 
 
   Q----"If You Could Change One Thing About Your Mom What 
        Would It Be?" 
 
       1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.
       I'd get rid of that. 
 
       2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my 
       sister who did it and not me. 
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   In HIS Love & Service,
         Pastor Allen 
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