Down A Country Road--Over The Garden Gate
Dateline: Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Sump Pump

(Sung to the tune of Sounds of Silence)

Hello sump pump my old friend

I’ve come to work on you again

Because the water’s softly seeping

Around my ankles it is creeping.

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Of a working sump pump

 

In the basement I work alone

Among the damp cobblestones

Neath the halo of a single lamp

I turn my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an arching light

That split the night

I blew a fuse on the sump pump

 

In the flashing light I saw

Ten thousand gallons maybe more

People givin me their advice

People stayin up in the light

People telling me I’ll probably need a boat

Or build a moat..

Oh for the sounds of the sump pump

 

"People" I said "you do not know

How to help me stop the flow"

Hear my words that I may teach you.

Oh I wish that I might reach you

But my words like silent raindrops fell

And echoed well

There was no sound from the sump pump

 

I will try just one more time

To fix this problem of mine

And the pump flashed out it’s warning

As a new idea was forming

A sump pump was waiting at the hardware store

Out on the floor

Just buy a new sump pump

 

Oh the joy that formed in me

As I got up from my knees

No more fixing this old thing

No more mixing water and electricity

No mold growing fast upon the basement walls

No slippery falls

Once more the sounds of a sump pump

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 - Very clever

Posted by JoyceFamily

and funny too!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous

Ha ha ha, that was too cute! Glad you're back, and hooray for the new sump pump. ~Kelli

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Marci

Cute song.....

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Friday, May 4, 2007 - So cute!

Posted by Tammy

I just loved this...you are so talented!
(I wrote different words to the poem, A Visitor from St. Nicholas this past December, too...but yours is way more clever!

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Friday, May 4, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Emily

Oh my goodness, Patti, that was priceless! :) I can soooo relate. We are still drying out from a foot and a half of water thanks to our faulty pump. Thankfully we were able to fix it and get it running again but in the meantime the flood killed our washing machine and well pump and threw a tizzy into the furnace. I think we'll be checking on the old sump pump more often when the rain starts falling next time!

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Monday, May 7, 2007 - LOL

Posted by ApplesofGold

This was hysterical!! I want my dh to read this when he gets home. Holly

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