Down A Country Road--Over The Garden Gate

Everyone in our neck of the woods knows that trailer parks and tornadoes are not a good mix. So my brother in law wasn’t the least bit surprised when the lead story on our local news was about a tornado wiping out a mobile home factory. “Look at that “he said. “Got them in the larval stage” Pete May Smithville MO. (we call trailer parks tornado fodder)

Husband to wife after retrieving the mail” Well this is a first. We’ve been pre-declined for a credit card”Robert Petrin Hooksett, N.H.

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that, a steak or a fillet?” “Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”

Before going out to a movie, my husband and I stopped at the town dump to drop off some garbage. As I waited for him in our pickup truck, a man walked by. Glancing at my dress and jewelry, he said,” I certainly hope this isn’t a first date.” Vida McHoes Picckett Kent, Wa

Hard sell # 2, 3 &4

For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.

For Sale: Red storage building slightly damaged. Will not last long.

Horses for sale! Stallion 2 yrs old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs old for $1000.