Five Organic Farmers

Are you a Red Sox Fan? This will make you laugh

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan
he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe
shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back
just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would
do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are
you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down
the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into
the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and
he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he
swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

And just for the record, I believe God is a Red Sox fan!