Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 12 Ways to Make a Mess with Watermelon

1. Cut it up on any surface
2. Eat it over a plate
3. Eat it over a table
4. Eat it over the floor
5. Squeeze the melon over your cup to make watermelon juice
6. Save the seeds, wash them in the bathroom sink, and leave them out to dry on the bathroom counter
7. Touch something after eating watermelon before washing your hands
   
8. Put your coloring paper on the table after eating watermelon but before the table has been wiped
9. Feed your chickens watermelon rinds (at least this is an outside mess)
10. Put your just-bought/picked melon on the counter or table before washing it (how clean is that dirt?)
11. Drop your seeds (accidentally, of course) on the floor
12. Miss the trash can

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