How long a minute is
   depends on what side of the
   bathroom door you're on. 


   Birthdays are good for you;
   the more you have,
   the longer you live. 



   Happiness comes through doors you
   didn't even know you left open. 


   Ever notice that the people who are late
   are often much jollier
   than the people who have to wait for them? 



   Most of us go to our grave
   with our music still inside of us. 



   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
   how come nothing is free yet? 


   You may be only one person in the world,
   but you may also be the world to one person. 



   Some mistakes are too much fun
   to only make once. 



   Don't cry because it's over;
   smile because it happened. 

 
   We could learn a lot from crayons:
   some are sharp, some are pretty,
   some are dull, some have weird names,
   and all are different colors....but
   they all exist very nicely in the same box. 



   A truly happy person is one who
   can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 



   Have an awesome day, and
   know that someone
   who thinks you're great
   has thought about you today!.. 



  
 Working for God on earth does not pay much,