I am writing a happy blog today. Tomorrow will be an up date on the problems with Michelle.
So these are some of the saying's in our home. Not all are nice.
1. If your not bleeding from the head don't call. (I use this when the girls are fighting and want me to take sides)
2. If your dying , PLEASE do it quietly, (when the girls are complaining)
3. I am going to tie your tail in a not!! (used on the grand-babies when they are naughty)
4. Puppies!!!! Every new child or animal is a puppy. Yes, we have 3 grand puppies not grand children. See they have tails.
5. Knock it off or I will bang your heads together and watch the air flow out! ( again when the girls are fighting)
6. I taught my niece Mya (she is also a daughter) to hold her hooters when we drive over train tracks or turn fast! My kids learned this already, my mom taught them that. I taught Mya when she was 4-5 years old. Her Nana called me asking what did I teach her granddaughter??
Hey, she is part mine. Now Nana just says what did you learn this time??
7. Go choke your chicken. We tell the dogs this to go outside and go potty. It started when Mya asked what it meant as she heard boys saying it and well we teased her so much the dogs just picked up on it.
8. The sun does not come up before noon. We are all night owls, expect poor daddy. Some times we got to bed when he gets up!!
9. All the animals are the kids brothers or sisters or our grand children.
10. I brought you in this world I can sure take you out. Okay this one only worked until they got bigger than me!
11. The t.v is named T. The wii is Twii.
12. I am not blind I can see what you are doing and I can hear you.
13. I was never a child, I never did that. At least until my mom tells them I did. Thanks mom.
14. The help you need no one can give. This is when you ask fo help doing something.
15. Put some close on! Your poor dad! This is when the girls run around in T shirt and thongs.
16. Just who do you think you are? They would SMILE and give their name!! Yes, my little smart buts.
17. Just give me the card. This is when the girls have MY ATM card and have been spending on it and I need it back!! We have kinda wised up on this. But I must say the girls and Mya are out shopping as I write and yes they have my ATM card.
There are so many more but that is enough for today.
Blessing's Mj