This floated in from the Internet without any author indicated (if you know the author, please forward the name so I can attribute it properly). 

I've never been a 'cat person'.  When I moved to this farm, there was an established wild colony in the woods near here.  The cats here now are what remains after a year of trapping, culling, neutering, spaying to get control of that colony (as best I can tell, there are still 3 wild cats not delt with).  After this last year there is no doubt in my mind that domestic cats are not meant to or able to survive as 'wild animals'.  After the expense and effort that I've been through in this last year, I have a shoot first (the human) ask later policy for anyone suspected of dumping animals on my farm and I will gleefully dump cat litter in their front yard for ever more.

Anyway... I appologize in advance to the cat lovers out there... but I think this is cute.  I haven't personally tried it (yet).

Cleaning the toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.