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Blonde Guy Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.  

 

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!  If get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off  this building."  

 

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more  time I'm going to jump off too." 

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "  Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If  I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"

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02:10, Wednesday, December 20, 2006 .. Posted by katenicholl

Hee hee! LOL!

Catherine :o)

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07:36, Thursday, December 21, 2006 .. Posted by Kimberly

LOL!

LOL

09:16, Friday, December 22, 2006 .. Posted by Pattisea

This is one of my favorite jokes.

"Don't look at me; he made his own lunch!"
hahahahahah

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12:14, Friday, December 22, 2006 .. Posted by Ilona

I really am blonde (that's my hair colour), I only got the joke the second time I read it : ) It's fun when you get it :D

Ilona