1) To be indestructible or incredibly rich?
Incredibly rich!
2) chocolate or vanilla?
CHOCOLATE
3) mow the lawn weekly or whenever it is jungle length?
Well, I have never mowed a lawn, but I like when it is freshly mowed.
4) winter sports (hockey, football, etc...) or summer sports (baseball, golf, etc...)
What season does Ultimate Fighting fall under?
5) cookies or cake?
cookies
6) vote on the issues or with your political party?
issues
7) Indiana Jones or James Bond?
Indy!
8) dinner with Osama Bin Laden or hunting trip with Dick Cheney?
Well since I can't shoot anything, or see anything being shot, I would take dinner with Osama, then I could poison his food.
9) be able to swim underwater without having to come up for air, or be able to fly?
Wow, that's a tough one.
10) talk like Foghorn Leghorn or Elmer Fudd (both from Bugs Bunny cartoons)?
Um, like all the time? Or just for fun? They both have awful voices!